Time for Dancing (78/100)

 

There is something quite peculiar

‘bout the way I move my pants,

As if schnauzers in my trousers

Are coercing me to dance.

 

It starts around my hips,

Then it creeps down to my knees

And by the time it hits my feet

My toes have turned to chimpanzees.

 

I perform the Wibble Wobble

And the Rumba Can Can Do.

I tried the Backwards Flash

But I nearly lost a shoe.

 

It’s as if my pants can sing

(I know that sounds outrageous)

But most people just join in

Because dancing is contagious.

Seagull Sit-Ups (77/100)

Paul and Frank had Bob to thank

For pressure to perform.

He was a most athletic bird,

And bragging was the norm.

 

“I can fly up into outer space

And back in time for tea.”

“And I’m the Gull Olympics sit-up champ,

1993.”

 

Flying into outer space

Requires a mighty fart

So Paul and Frank decided

They’d do sit-ups for a start.

 

“If he can do one hundred

Then we’ll do the same in time.”

So they set their clocks and started

In May 1999.

 

Now not to say Bob lied to them,

But by 2006,

They’d learned that sit-ups are impossible

When you have legs like sticks.

Eel Eggs (76/100)

Merry Pissedness! (75/100)

And then I thought to myself, why not hit the 3/4 mark before seeing in the year 2012? Merry Pissedness to you!

Cooking with Lamb (74/100)

Last post for 2011.  Have a happy holiday season everyone!

Schnauzer Trouser (73/100)

Some of the most highly impractical ideas are the most fun to say out loud.

Beats Me (72/100)

It’s been so long that I’d nearly forgotten how to do this.  Oh look, A CARTOON!

Dodgy Dingos (71/100)

Picking back up the pace now.  I kinda choked on 69.  Onward to 100!

Cunning Canaries (70/100)

The show MUST go on!

Busy Bees (69/100)